Hindi- Ma Se Bhi Badi Hai

Bachpan se yeh padi hai, Par palle na padi hai
Bolne mein badi aasaan, Par likhne mein gharbadi hai
Apne hi deshwasi isse pyar nahi karte
Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe pe khadi hai

Dostu aap ko mein batata hoon hindi kya hai
Visarga kisse kehte hai aur seehari bindi kya hai
Hindustaan mein hi kyon hindi ka bhura haal hai
Angrezi khargosh hai Hindi ki kachuve see chaal hai
English asmaan pe urd rahi hai, hindi sehmi dari dari hai
Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe .............................

Bhasan joh isse bhadrane ke dete hain manchu se
Wohi english mein baat karte hain chele aur chamchu se
Unn ke hi bachhe Eng medium mein padte hain
Hindi mein bache bolen toh chanta bhi jhadte hain
English unni ke bedroom mein soye, aur Hindi gate pe khadi hai.
Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe ....................................

Yahan bachhun ko paida hote hi english padai jaye
Eye kahan hai nossi kahan hai Ma bachhe ko bataye
Eye Nossi toh bachha kuch saalun mein seekh jaye
Par ankh kaan kahan se uss ko yeh samaz na aaye
Gud Moring karna yeh baat toh namaskaar se badi hai
Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe ....................................

English mein counting karna aata hai yahan sab ko
Hindi ki counting mein bachha yaad kare rab ko
Untees Untalees Papa mujhe yeh bolna na aaye
Yeh baat apne baap ko bachha akshar batlaye
Bachhe ko kaise sabak padana ma baap ke liye museebat badi hai.
Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe ....................................

Ab aap ko batata hoon school ki ik picture,
English ka itna dewaana tha Hindi ka ik teacher
Woh hindi bhi humko english mein padatey the
Hindi mein jawaab dene par murga banate the
English bolne wali generation  ab Sar ke hi sar chadi hai
 Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe ....................................

Ladki ki English sunn ke hum sab the uss ke dewaane
Woh shama ki tarah thee hum bane the parwaane
Usse impress karne ke liye khoob seekhee maine English
Teacher ki bhi ki bhi maine ki bahut tail malish

Angrezi mein uss pe maine poetry bhi likh daali
Woh gulaab ki tarah thi main ban gaya tha maali
Par ek din achanak hi woh elope ho gayi
Apni dash saari hi hope ho gayi
Ek pandit ji ke saat baagi jinne Hindi ka gyan tha
Woh sab dekhte reh gaye jinne English pe gumaan tha
Apne pyar ki yeh gaatha dosto bade dard bhari hai 
Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe ...........................

Aajkal Ma baap bhi bachun ko I love u kehte hain
Yeh bhool jaate hain ke woh Bharat mein rehte hain
Kurta pajama ki jagah aa gaye Bermude hain
Aameer gareeb saare  is race mein koode hain

Ham english ho rahe hain chod ke apna culture
Sab ko nazar aaye english mein apna future
Naaste ab badal ke breakfast ho gayen hain
Sundar dikhne wale ab hot ho gayen hain

Ik taraf Bollywood hai joh hindi mein bada good hai
Dusari taraf Bharat Sarkaar hain jis ki Hindi gayi haar hai
Sarkaari hindi se darr lage hai, Filmu hindi se sab ko pyar hai
Sarkaari hindi ki red light hai filmi hindi ki batti haari hai

Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe ...........................

Mann se pado iss ko yeh mann ki bhasa hai
Sach poocho yeh Bharat ki Jan jan bhasa hai
Himalaya se kanyakumari ki hawavun mein ghuli hai
Har zarre ki bhasa hai kan kan ki bhasa hai

Azadi ki ladai mein bhi iss ka yogdaan raha hai
Hindi rahi hai issliye hindustaan raha hai
Thopo na kisi pe jan jan ko apnaane do
Apni pyari hindi to khilne do muskare do

Prusti ji bhi likhte hain Sujata ko bhi aati hai
Jab galti koi karta hai toh Arun samjaati hai
Mishra ji padayen ge toh Hari Krishan bhi pade ga
Pyar bhi kare ga Hindi mein Hindi mein lade ga

Jab hindi bade gi toh desh bhi aage bade ga
Hindi se dusari bhasaun pe nahi koi fark pade ga
Hindi maan sammaan badaye gi yeh mann mein likh le
Devanagri agar muskil lage toh roman mein likh le

Whatsapp pe msg kar Facebook pe bhi post kar
Aey dost tu apna kaam hindi mein zayada aur most kar
Yeh hamari Matri Bhasa hai Yeh Ma se bhi badi hai
Yeh meri Hindi bhasa do raahe ...............................

Dheere dheere hi sahi par yeh aage badi hai 
Ab hum sab ko kehna, Jab bhi yeh padi hai, Palle mere padi hai
Theek kar loonga joh bhi likhne mein gharbadi hai
Yeh meri hai matri bhasa Ma se bhi yeh badi hai.